Obvious Ounces!!!
Saturday, 11 October 2014
Gandhi!!!
I had grown up cursing Gandhi...
Now, he smiles at me...
Every time, he walks arrogantly...
Off my wallet!!!
Friday, 10 October 2014
Veggie!!!
The one vegetable...
Every girl...
Dies for...
CARATS!!!
Horny!!!
I just walked past...
A...
HORN-Y...
Rhino!!!
Wednesday, 1 October 2014
Mmm!!!
I love...
Circus-mmm...!!!
Apolitical!!!
I am not political!!!
Just that, my statements are...
Subject to...
Market risks!!!
Sunday, 28 September 2014
Redefined!!!
A feverish girl...
Holding a cigarette, across her lips...
Is...
SMOKING HOT!!!
Bengaluru!!!
How does a Bengal boy praise his land in Bangalore?
???
Bengal-U-R-U!!!
Friday, 26 September 2014
Flip way!!!
Where...
Kissing in public is banned...
Try...
PISSING!!!
Bone-err!!!
If it's not a bone...
It's a...
BONE-ERR!!!
Thursday, 25 September 2014
Sister's Friend
All Indian men are my brothers...
And...
The hot women...
My sister's friends!!!
Wednesday, 24 September 2014
The "P"
"Phuchka", "Politics" and "Pujo"
are the three things...
A Bong lives for!!!
The Bangalorean!!!
A true Bangalorean...
Flies from Bangalore Airport...
to...
BANGALORE!!!
Tuesday, 23 September 2014
Life and Lemons!!!
When life turns lemons...
I grab one, and get off...
My HANGOVER!!!
Circumstantial!!!
I was born intelligent...
Circumstances made me...
FUNNY!!!
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